W4 Roommates: Kim, Nero, Spike

[voltadomar]

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[bloodyromance]

A bat?

Oh, of all the sodding stereotypes... this is setting us back years, you know.

[Vampires oppressed class says man who murders other vampires for sport????]

[perfectdistance]

Do you wanna file a petition or somethin'?

[Not that he thinks it's going to do much for any of them.]

[voltadomar]

So all three of us are affected...

[Studying the others tiredly, his hand still manually holding his glasses up.]

Why are there three of us in here?

[bloodyromance]

Maybe that's the new gimmick?

...Gotta say, I preferred the last one.

[perfectdistance]

[ His ears flatten slightly in annoyance. ]

None of 'em have been great.

Three cause there's an uneven number of us now. We just got unlucky gettin' the real crowded room.

[voltadomar]

[Kim nods in agreement with Nero, then closes his eyes.]

God...

Now what?

[They have one bed.]

[bloodyromance]

[how do we feel about threeways, fellas.]

We'll manage. Maybe take turns finding another room to sleep in. Maybe take turns sleeping on the floor.

[He shrugs.]

[perfectdistance]

[ He can barely deal with one ex, he doesn't need to get messier. ]

Maybe we can get extra blankets somewhere.

[voltadomar]

[Did the gnomes come with Spike? That is the real question.]

Rotating floor shifts it is, then...

[bloodyromance]

[Of course they did. There's now eight gnomes just gathered like bowling pins on one side of the room.]

Fantastic.

[perfectdistance]

It'll be fine.

[Unless somehow they end up with the same three people in a room next week, but that seems unlikely.

He'll get up, tail swishing slightly as he straightens out a sheaf of wheat next to the pile of gnomes.]

[voltadomar]

Forgive me, but I just have to ask...

...... Why the gnomes?

[bloodyromance]

[He truly does not understand why everyone's so alarmed by the gnomes.]

...They're funny looking and they fill the space? Normally, I'd put 'em outside. However, they'd just get left behind if I did that.

[perfectdistance]

[It's a weird collection, but consider Nero has 6 different sets of cutlery on him. He can't really say anything.]

Yeah they probably would.